let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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