honey bunches of taint.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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