everyone is single if you try hard enough
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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