My liver just broke up with me...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
