Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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