It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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