Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My vagina is officially offended.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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