I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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