Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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