32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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