Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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