You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
