Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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