He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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