i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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