Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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