Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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