I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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