i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
