I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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