16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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