He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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