Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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