On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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