whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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