it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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