I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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