there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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