whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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