just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
