ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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