Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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