Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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