Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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