That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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