Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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