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(615): View more from Tennessee

Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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(619): View more from California

You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

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(408): View more from California

My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk

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(214): View more from Texas

I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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(425): View more from Washington

I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"

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(905): View more from Ontario

Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"

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