That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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