But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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