lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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