you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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