Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
PANTIES FOUND
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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