Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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