I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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