I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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