I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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