trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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