I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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