My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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