if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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