Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
did i just pee glitter
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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