If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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