Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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