She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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