He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize