Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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