I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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